8:07
It has been too long since I’ve written. So much
has happened since then. I need to tell you guys some weird
things, they may seem weird now, but they will help you
understand my next couple of stories. I will not write another
story until my confession; my confession that all of you will be
able to read right here, on Jeramyah’s Soapbox.
8:18
The First 60 Confessions of a 21st Century 13 Year
Old, Middle School, Teenager, with an Obsession
over the 80s and 90s Pop Culture
1. I love my girlfriend, but don’t show it enough
2. I obsess over the viewer count of this doc
3. I am financially driving myself into the ground
4. I regret everything I’ve ever done
5. I talk too much
6. I am not confident as I am writing this
7. I wish I was smarter
8. I love books about serial killers, but could never hurt
anyone, I can only see myself as the good guy in the story
9. I am an obsessive nerd
10. I have a near-perfect vision
11. I hate being called a liar, even when I am being one.
12. I disagree with a lot of the things my friends do.
13. I have never lied (to my knowledge) on this document
14. I wish more people read this
15. I want to make the world a better place
16. I hate odd numbers
17. I like it when people are shorter than me
18. I have an addiction to flirting
19. I only have one class with my girlfriend, I wish I had more
20. My 7th grade year I sat at lunch with my (now ex) girlfriend
every day because her friend threatened me into it, I kept
sitting with her even after the friend switched schools
21. I sit with my current girlfriend because I enjoy it.
22. I think quotes from criminals are the best kind of quotes.
23. The only reason I have low grades in classes is that I don’t
turn in my homework
24. I take college classes.
25. I wear suits so people will make fun of me
26. I do everything I do just to see people’s reactions so that I
can study them
27. I have built 3 computers and have upgraded them all in
several ways.
28. I enjoy big and expensive things
29. The only time I sit still is at a computer
30. I own 2 laptops but have never turned one of them on
31. I love old video games
32. I will most likely be the first person in my family to
graduate college
33. I hate Apple products newer than the Apple II computer.
34. I used to play the Tabletop RPG, Dungeons & Dragons,
call me a nerd, but it is fun
35. I hate it when I meet old friends and they don’t remember
my name
36. I have a hard time remembering the names of people that
I met last week but can tell you the first and last name of
someone I met 4 years ago
37. I have owned my Carver Dragons Hoodie for 4 years
38. I have only ever dumped a girl once. All other times they
have dumped me or we had a mutual break up.
39. In 5th grade, I stole marbles every day from my teacher
every day. She never noticed.
40. I lie
41. I cheat
42. I steal
43. I love
44. I hate
45. I have feelings
46. I have thoughts
47. I wish that others would accept that
48. I wish that I would accept others
49. I hate religion
50. I hate race
51. I hate social inequality
52. I hate financial inequality
53. I love friendship
54. I love others
55. I love people who love me
56. I love people who love the same things as me
57. I love the number 60
58. I hate it when others don’t get my references
59. I hate it when others don’t know the meaning of a word
60. I am human